I bet I can bite both of my eyes
|A man walks into a bar has a few drinks and asks what his...
Things Learned From Children
1. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is...
No Hemorrhoids
Why don’t men get hemorrhoids?Because they are all perfect assholes!
Butter and Blonde
Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?A: Butter is difficult to...
OLD NEVER DIES 6
|OLD HIKERS never die, they just trail awayOLD HIPPIES never die, they just smell...
Change my mind
The church was conducting its annual fund drive. One member of the congregation said,...
A final diagnosis
|Thought I’d let my doctor check me,’Cause I didn’t feel quite right. . .All...
George Bernard Shaw
|While at a concert being performed by a very bad orchestra, George Bernard Shaw...
An organization that makes men fear marriage
|The British had an organization that Americans are now considering adopting.It seems that in...
Women pump gas now
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...