Democrats on the front porch
This little old lady calls 911. When the operator answers she yells,”Help, send the...
What is the difference between a Certificate of Deposit and Intercourse?
What is the difference between a Certificate of Deposit and Intercourse?A Certificate of Deposit...
Blonde quickies 231-240
231. Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. One of them decides...
Mental Health Hotline!
Hello, welcome to the mental health hotline.If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.If...
Giving sad news to a troop
|The Captain called the Sergeant in. “Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private...
A Fish Story!
One day a nun was fishing and caught a huge, strange looking fish.A man...
God & The Two Gifts
When God created the earth, Adam & Eve, he found he had two baubles...
How you earned it
|A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money.The old...
How’d you get that black eye?
First man: How’d you get that black eye?Second man: I called some woman a...
Pig Under Her Arm
Q: A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm....