Custer’s Last Thoughts
The curator of an art gallery asked an artist for a painting depicting General...
Leave It To The Kids
A three year old walked over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his...
Two zebras are talking and one asks the other…
Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, “Am I black with white...
Two bikers were talking at a bar…
Two bikers were talking at a bar.”How’s married life?” asks the first.”It’s fine,” says...
No Sex on the Ark!
When the Ark’s door was closed, Noah called a meeting with all the animals....
Wrong Answer!
A wife asks her husband, “Honey, if I died, would you remarry?”"After a considerable...
New Year Resolutions for Pets
|15. I will not eat other animals’ poop. 14. I will not lick my...
Kansas Crazy Law
If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other...
Naughty, Naughty
One day a man came home from work to find his wife crying hysterically...
Long and Hard
Q: To a blonde, what is long and hard?A: Grade4.