Stumpy Legged Pink Dog
A guy walks into a bar with his dog on a leash. The barman...
If Radio Shack ran Christmas…
|he staff would sell you ornaments, but not know anything about them or what...
Murphy’s Combat Laws
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The Promotion
Boss: Johnson, we giving you a promotion but you have to move to Montreal....
A blonde woman competed with a brunette and redheaded woman…
A blonde woman competed with a brunette and redheaded woman in the Breast Stroke...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard I
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Preventative Medicine
Mavis: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor. Doctor: Oh, really? Mavis: Yes, she...
A golf blooded reptile!
|What do you call a rich frog?A golf blooded reptile!
DOUBLE VODKA
DOUBLE VODKA A guy came into a bar one day and said to the...
How do you clean a condom?
How do you clean a condom?Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out...