Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks…
Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks the chemist for some rubbers.The chemist...
Ru-Ru
Two guys get stuck on a desert island.They are soon caught by the nativesand...
Upset golfers
Two men were out playing golf on a nice Saturday afternoon. They were getting...
Blonde On Either Side
Q: What do you call a brunette with a blonde on either side?A: An...
Sleeping on the job
|Things To Say If You Get Caught Sleeping At Your Desk 15. “They told...
Three guys are in a plane, lost in fog…
Three guys are in a plane, lost in fog, and they don’t knowwhere they...
yo momma’s SO fat….
yo momma’s so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger popped out...
The night before Christmas for an attorney
|Whereas, on an occasion immediately preceding the Nativity festival,throughout a dwelling unit, quiet descended,...
What happened to the cheerleader when she did the splits?
Q: What happened to the cheerleader when she did the splits?A: 20 class rings...
The Promotion
Boss: Johnson, we giving you a promotion but you have to move to Montreal....