Pantyhose
Q. How many animals can you get into one pair of pantyhose? A. Several....
Statistical one-liners
|A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people...
What’s that thing on your Neck?
Oh my God!!! What’s that big ugly thing on your neck?! Oh, it’s just...
Play Pens
Mary Simpson was almost crazy with her three kids. She complained to her best...
OOPS! I BLEW THAT ONE!
|A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: “My client...
Where do you find 60 million french jokes?
Q: Where do you find 60 million french jokes?A: In France.
An American and an Irishman
|An American and an Irishman were enjoying a ride in the country when they...
Between Two Brunettes
Q: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes?A: A mental block.
Humor about the Irish
|An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman each order a Guiness in a pub....
What do you get when a blond stands on here head?
Q: What do you get when a blond stands on here head?A: A smelly...