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An elderly patient needed a heart transplant and discussed his options with his doctor....
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This is one smart dog
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The Twelve Bugs of Christmas
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The Jew, American, and Pollack.
Three paratroopers, a Jew, an American, and a Pollack are to throw a hand...
~*How to make a Blonde Laugh*~
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A man stops by a diner at noon…
A man stops by a diner at noon, the busiest time of day, sits...
What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?
Here’s a lame one….What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?Chocolate-chip cookie DOH!
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