Polak Get Whipped
Three men are traveling in the Amazon, a German, an American, and a Polak,...
Do you know the difference in sugar and Sweet-n-Low?
Do you know the difference in sugar and Sweet-n-Low????Sugar is when you kiss her...
Confessing To Extramarital Affairs
There are two guys walking in front of a large church. One guy says...
Enchanted Rattlesnake
It was spring in the old west. The cowboys rode the still snow choked...
You Are A Geek If…
How do you know if you are a geek?Your computer cost $6,000 and your...
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated…
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated, the resulting child would be:Anna Nicole Smith.Sent...
50 Things to Do in a Mall
1. Ride mechanical horses with coins fished out of the reflecting pond. 2. Try...
Dishwasher Repair
What do you do if your dishwasher stops working?Slap the bitch!
Two story house
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What should you say if he asks you Am I your first?
What should you say if he asks you “Am I your first”?”You might be...