Gun-toting Panda (Classic)
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats...
Two men are discussing their lives…
Two men are discussing their lives. One says, “I’m getting married.I’m tired of a...
An old man was critically ill…
An old man was critically ill. Feeling that death was near, he called his...
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep?
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep? A pimp
Crocodile is longer
|Prove that the crocodile is longer than it is wide.Lemma 1. The crocodile is...
Hillary Clinton, Chelsea Clinton, and Bill Clinton are sitting…
Hillary Clinton, Chelsea Clinton, and Bill Clinton are sitting in ahelicopter and Bill starts...
Because they’re wrigleys!
|Why do worms taste like chewing gum?Because they’re wrigleys!
Sprinklers
Did you know that the inventor of sprinklers was racist?Yeah, listen to one next...
A surgeon and an architect
|A surgeon and an architect, both English, were joined by an Irish politician, and...