Pool table
Your mama is like a pool table, 25 cents and she’ll rack your balls.
Political Speech Goofs
“I want to make sure everybody who has a job wants a job”–George Bush,...
Yo mama’s nose is so big
Yo mama nose so big she makes Pinochio look like a cat! Yo mama...
Happily Addicted to the Web
Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”Doorbell rings, I’m not list’nin’,From my mouth, drool...
A rookie police officer was assigned…
A rookie police officer was assigned to ride in a cruiser with an experienced...
What is a grasshopper?
|What is a grasshopper?An insect on a pogo stick!
The swimming contest.
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest.The first has no arms.The second no legs.And...
Love handles
One day as Monica Lewinsky was walking along the beach awaiting her Senate trial...
A lady goes in to take a tennis lesson…
A lady goes in to take a tennis lesson, and the instructor notices she...
The room was full of pregnant ladies…
The room was full of pregnant ladies and their partners, and the Lamaze class...