You Know You’re Out Of College When…
1. Your salary is less than your tuition.2. Your potted plants stay alive.3. Shacking...
If University of Waterloo ran Christmas…
|They would immediately change the name to WatMas.
Risk of plane bombs
|A mathematician and a non-mathematician are sitting in an airport hall waiting for their...
A duck walks into a general store…
A duck walks into a general store and asks the manager,”Gotany fresh fruit?”"No.”"Got any...
Short Lawyer Jokes I
The defendant who pleads his own case has a fool for a client, but...
Are computers males or females? TOP 5 REASONS WHY COMPUTERS MUST BE MALE
Are computers males or females? You decide. TOP 5 REASONS WHY COMPUTERS MUST BE...
Lawnmower
How can you tell if a blonde has been using your lawnmower? The green...
The story of the bats
|Two vampire bats wake up in the middle of the night, thirsty for blood....
Men advising women
|Advice From Men To Women…Never buy a ‘new’ brand of beer because ‘it was...
A good idea
Having passed the enlistment physical, Jon was asked bythe doctor, “Why do you want...