A guy from weather bureau
Wife: Who was that on the phone?Husband: Wrong number. Some guy thought this was...
An offense
Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a man driving very erratically through the...
Half Drunk
Irritated Wife: What do you mean by coming home half drunk?Hubby: It’s not my...
If Sony ran Christmas…
|Their Personal Xmas-ing Device, which would be barely larger than an ornament and flat,...
Marmite Competition
I was in a good mood last week. I entered a competition and won...
YMCA
What did the blonde say when she saw the YMCA sign??LOOK!!! They spelled MACY’s...
I’m ignoring Y2K
|Jack was a COBOL programmer in the mid to late 1990s. After years of...
Arguments
Any argument that a man and woman are involved in, the woman gets the...
Got A Match
A man walked into a psychiatrist’s office, sat down, took out a pack of...
Hop-scotch!
|What do Scottish toads play?Hop-scotch!