What is the Australian for foreplay?
What is the Australian for foreplay?Brace yourself, Sheila!And the Welsh?Are you awake, Gwen?
Strongest Man
The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around...
A lost skill
This preacher was looking for a good used lawnmower one day. He found oneat...
What’s pink and slowly turns red?
What’s pink and slowly turns red?A baby chewing a razor blade.
Love Quotes
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be...
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits…
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits,and lives in Melbourne, Australia? Salman Rushdie.
Catching a criminal
|”Two policemen are considering the problem of catching the bandit. One of them starts...
Placing your order
|A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to...
Birdie Poem
Birdie, birdie in the sky Dropped some white stuff in my eye, I’m a...
There was the surgeon who was arrested for drunken driving…
There was the surgeon who was arrested for drunkendriving. They let him go, though....