Paranoid Idiot
Q: What happens when a paranoid has low self-esteem?A: He thinks that nobody important...
Little johnny’s gift
On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought presents for their teacher....
Got No Ears
There was this man who was in a horrible accident, and was injured. But...
Will you rember me??
Hey bob,”Will you rember me tomorrow??” “Yes” “Will you rember me next week??” “Yes”...
Waiting on a long line
|The checkout line at the hardware store was getting longer and longer as the...
Your’re a redneck if…
You’re a redneck if…-You have more fingers than you do teeth-You cut your grass...
Toilet
Toilet TrickHey, this party was on April Fool’s Day, so anything goes, right? Anyway,...
Light and Hard
Whats the difference between light and hard???You can go to sleep with the light...
Chick With No Arms or Legs?
Q: What do you say to a girl with no arms and no legs?A:...
What is the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?
What’s the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?One’s a snack cracker, the...