A parent’s night before Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas when all through the houseI searched for the tools...
Two mates are having a chat over a beer…
Two mates are having a chat over a beer.”Do you like sheilas with bad...
Caught Speeding.
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the...
A young black boy goes into the kitchen where his mother is baking…
A young black boy goes into the kitchen where his mother is baking. Heputs...
My Montana Diary
Aug. 12 Moved to our new home in Montana. It is so beautiful here....
Playgirl Rejection Letter
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Your Cat Has Learned Your Internet Password
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Blonde Horses Around
There once was this blonde riding a horse. After a while it began to...
What’s green and has wheels?
What’s green and has wheels?A FrogI lied about the wheels
If the Franklin Mint made toasters…
If the Franklin Mint made toasters…Every month, you would receive another lovely hand-craftedpiece of...