OLD NEVER DIES 8
|OLD KIDS never die, they just grow upOLD KNIGHTS IN CHAIN MAIL never die,...
The moon shown silver on the waters of the lake…
The moon shown silver on the waters of the lake, and the waves that...
I\\\’m a Dustbin
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a dustbin. Psychiatrist: Don’t talk such rubbish!
Do clever men make good husbands?
NOVICE: Do clever men make good husbands?SAGE: Clever men don’t BECOME husbands!
Orange Juice
Q. Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? A. Beacause it said”concentrate!”
looking for bookworms
|Why did the sparrow go to the library?It was looking for bookworms!
How are husbands like lawn mowers?
How are husbands like lawn mowers?They’re hard to get started, they emit noxious odors,...
Indecent Exposure
A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open and her right...
Polish Fire Prevention Bear
Q: Who wears a forest ranger’s hat and carries a can of kerosene?A: Stanislaus...
Short Christmas Jokes
|What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ?It’s Christmas, Eve ! How...