What I Want In A Man!
(Age 22)1. Handsome2. Charming3. Financially successful4. A caring listener5. Witty6. In good shape7. Dresses...
Casey McCarthy
|Casey McCarthy had just arrived in New York City and was amazed at the...
The Bobbitt Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray my penis I will keep,...
Twice a day
This guy goes into a doctors and says “Doctor, doctor you’ve gotta help me....
Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock…
Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their...
Fireplace
You’re so poor that when I went to your house I stepped on a...
German Shepard on Golf Course
German Shepard on Golf Course A golf pro was helping this attractive young woman...
Did I tell you I had this woman pounding on my door all night last night?
Did I tell you I had this woman pounding on my door all night...
Polak Get Whipped
Three men are traveling in the Amazon, a German, an American, and a Polak,...
Kids
Be nice to your kids… they will pick out your nursing home someday!