Addicted to the Web
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yo mama so ugly… blind..
Yo mama’s so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
Settling a cow case
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I’ll get you next slime!
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An ode to old age
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So you don not know Jack Schitt…
So you don’t know Jack Schitt He’s the only son of Awh Schitt and...
Partner takes vacation
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10 reasons why a dog doesn`t use a computer!
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A mouseketeer!
|What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?A mouseketeer!
Blonde protection
Q:What protection does a nymphomaniac use during sex? A:A bus shelter.