New scientific element : MAN
Element Name: MANSymbol: XYAtomic Weight: (180 +/- 50)Physical properties: Solid at room temperature, but...
Caught napping excuses!
Some quick thinking to get out of the “caught napping jam!”…They told me at...
Most dentists chairs go up and down…
Most dentists chairs go up and down, don’t they?The one I was in went...
Defining teenagers
|A Teenager is… A person who can’t remember to walk the dog but never...
Wailing Wall
A reporter goes to Israel to cover the fighting. She is looking for something...
Safe sex
A teenage boy and his grandfather go fishing one day. Whilefishing, the old man...
Donations
A blonde, brunette, and redhead went to a church to donate money. The brunette...
The Miracle Show…
An old couple were sitting in their living room on a Sunday morning watching...
Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?
Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?A: He sold his soul to Santa.
Be Proud of Me Prayer!
Dear Heavenly Father,I think you’d be proud of me! So far today I’ve done...