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Viagra
I took one of those viagra tablets the other day, it got stuck in...
Great Female Comebacks
Man: “Haven’t we met before?”Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the VD Clinic.”Man: “Haven’t...
The FBI finally came back with the DNA results…
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15 Signs You Forgot Secretaries Day
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Girls are evil
Girls = time * money time = money, therefore: Girls = money * money...
Pizza Cutting
Q: A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut...
Four Mexicans were in an open truck that had run into the lake…
Four Mexicans were in an open truck that had run into the lake.The twoin...
Household physics
|Laws of Household PhysicsEver notice that the laws of household physics are every bit...