A cure for atheism
A young lady came home and told her Mother that her boyfriendhad proposed but...
Twas The Night…-why did I stop there?
Twas the night before ChristmasAnd all through the houseThere were empties and buttsLeft around...
What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?
What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?A religious movement!
When God created Canada!
On the sixth day God turned to the angel Gabriel and said “Today I...
Interview with a Pirate!
The pirate Red Beard was being interviewed by a newspaper reporter who was looking...
Diet Rules
1. If you eat something and no one sees you eat it, it has...
Chickens
Two chickens were talking and one chicken said to a the other chicken “who...
I’m Glad I’m A Woman
I’m glad I’m a woman, yes I am, yes I amI don’t live off...
Cigar holder
The latest news is, that Bill Clinton has bought a new cigar holder. Unfortunately,...
Being Old and Bent
Patient: Doctor, is there anything worse than being old and bent? Doctor: Yes there...