Misunderstood people
|1. They speak only the Greek language.2. They usually have long threatening names such...
Accountants and Engineers on a Train
Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the...
Miles Dobson was away from home on business…
Miles Dobson was away from home on business in another city. When he called...
Itchy
A teacher notices that a little boy at the back of the class is...
Yeah, fat broads are like…
Yeah, fat broads are like mopeds. They’re fun to ride, but you don’t want...
A mouse organ!
|What kind of musical instrument do mice play?A mouse organ!
Cars that Start
Can You name 3 Cars that start with P?Nope, they all start with Gas!
Souped Up Lincoln
This rich guy from the north is driving his Lincoln Continental downto New Orleans....
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?Depth perception.
Army Wisdom
A Purple Heart proves three things: you were smart enough to think of a...