The bad-mouthed parrot!
An old man died and left his talking parrot to his nephew.Unfortunately, the old...
Knitting Blonde
A highway patrolman pulled up alongside a speeding car on the freeway. As the...
Who’s got a bigger crotch?
There were three women sitting in a bar and they were discussinghow much their...
Three Republicans walk into a bar…
Three Republicans walk into a bar.The bartender says, “We don’t serve Republicans here.”The Republicans...
The Windows Rejection Song
|Why are there so many, users of Windows?Don’t people have any pride?Windows is useless,...
Who Is God?
A confused nine year old boy goes up to his mother and asks, “Is...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard IV
Voice Mail. Never answer your phone if you have voicemail. People don’t call you...
Opposites attract
“You and your husband don’t seem to have an awful lot incommon,” said the...
yo momma so stupid
yo momma so stupid that she asked you what kind of jeans you had...
A story with a morale
A man, called to testify at the IRS, asked his accountant for advice on...