Why do gay men have moustaches?
Why do gay men have moustaches? To hide the stretchmarks.
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A lady goes in to take a tennis lesson…
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Is the wife in control?
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says “I want...
How do you sink a Polish submarine?
How do you sink a Polish submarine? You knock on the door.
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