A lesson in ebonics
A sixth grade class is doing some spelling drills. The teacher asks Tommy if...
Escalators
An escalator can never break; it can only become stairs. You would never see...
Moles
A momma mole, papa mole, and baby mole lived in a hole outside of...
Matering checking
Her teenage son was having trouble mastering the fine points of balancing his new...
Millennia Year Application Software System
Millennia Year Application Software System This memo is to announce the development of a...
Drive-In
Q: Did you hear about the 4 Pollocks who froze to death in adrive-in...
To Computer: Is there a God?
Scientists were preparing an experiment to ask the ultimate question.They had worked for months...
Girlfriend 1.0 software
|Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriendPlus1.0 (marketing name: Fiancee1.0).Recently he...
The new FDA milk labeling rules are so strict…
The new FDA milk labeling rules are so strict, it’s now illegal to print...
Choose a punishment
|Private Loyds was brought up before the unit CO for some offence.”You can take...