Why the Lesbian tennis star could not compete in the Dutch Open?
Q. Why couldn’t the Lesbian tennis star compete in the Dutch Open?A. She got...
If Apple ran Christmas…
|It would do everything the Microsoft ornaments do, but years earlier, and with a...
Tossed Off A Ship
A panhandler was caught trying to sneak aboard a Princess liner about to embark...
A guide to walking tigers
|Tigers really are as big and poofy and soft as they look, and they...
A blonde bought two horses, and could never remember…
A blonde bought two horses, and could never remember which was which. A neighbor...
Three little old ladies, sitting on a park bench…
Three little old ladies, sitting on a park bench.The town flasher comes by and...
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
|Why is the snail the strongest animal?Because he carries a house on his back!
Spell it
Woman: Two *Achoo!* tickets, please. Clerk: Have you purchased tickets here before? Woman: *cough*...
The “Polish Virus”.
You have just received the “POLISH VIRUS!”As we don’t have any programming experience,this Virus...
The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks…
The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks and heoverheard one terrified recruit whisper, “Master...