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My friend is so stupid: He sent me a fax with a stamp on...
What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?
What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?A religious movement!
If Thinking Machines ran Christmas…
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Like GST
Q: Why do blondes like the GST? (GST — Goods and Services Tax nowin...
Good News, Bad News, Worse News IV
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Will Rogers On Men
How could Will Rogers say, “I never met a man I didn’t like”?He never...
Waiting on a long line
|The checkout line at the hardware store was getting longer and longer as the...
i got a referal
I never do anything that i would get a referl in school for. So...