Emacs acronyms
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Abe Lincoln
An older man wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat and a phoney beard sat...
The company sergent is briefing the recruits…
The company sergent is briefing the recruits:”For the next ten weeks the commanding officer...
Elephant jokes 14
|Why shouldn’t you take an elephant to the zoo?Because he’d rather go to the...
The new warden
A new jail warden was being shown through the jailhouse by the old warden....
A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar…
A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar and told her, “Haven’t...
Love thy Neighbor
The middle-aged married couple finally moved into the Condo of their dreams, but right...
I’m John The Baptist
A man who thought he was John the Baptist was disturbing the neighborhood, so...
You know you’re out of college when…
You know you’re out of college when…1. Your salary is less than your tuition.2....
And yet another Clinton joke
They just found out Clinton’s been stuffing turf in his underpants.They’re for grass roots...