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Nice Car!
A guy driving a Yugo pulls up at a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce....
Martha Stewart Holiday Calendar
December 1 Blanch carcass from Thanksgiving turkey. Apply gold leaf, turn upside down and...
Pizza Cutting
Q: A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut...
Mother In Law Misses Train
A mother-in-law visits her son-in-law before leaving for a trip. They are sipping coffee...
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Some Warning Signs of Insanity
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Computer Quotes
What is a computer’s first sign of old age? Loss of memory. What does...
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