The Rude Parrot
Marilyn had a parrot for a pet, but the parrot would embarrass her whenever...
What do a moped and a blonde have in common?
What do a moped and a blonde have in common? They’re both fun to...
Women’s instructions
|WOMEN’S COMPACT INSTRUCTION BOOK Never do housework. No man ever made love to a...
There was a blonde and a brunette in a car…
There was a blonde and a brunette in a car. The brunette hears a...
Geek’s thanksgiving
|1. Be thankful you haven’t been spammed!2. Be thankful your computer isn’t down!3. Be...
yo mama is so fat… driveway
Yo mama is so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.
What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?
What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?Darling.
Name It
After a hot, hard day’s work Joe went into a bar to quench his...
Crawling Home
A guy was sitting in a bar, drinking away. Suddenly he says to the...
There were two bulls, a young one named George and an old one named Sam…
There were two bulls, a young one named George and an old one named...