New Work Policies
SICK DAYS: We will no longer accept a doctor statement as proof of sickness....
These two guys go to a whorehouse…
These two guys go to a whorehouse.The first guy goes in then comes out...
Honeymooned!
A young couple from the country honeymooned at a really fancy ocean-side resort. because...
Efficiency
|From: Efficiency & Ticket, Ltd., Management ConsultantsTo: Chairman, The London Symphony OrchestraRe: Schubert’s Symphony...
Wipe your butt with a dollar.
Two guys were on a long drive back from a fishing trip, when one...
Lager Prayer
Our lager, Which art in barrels, Hallowed be thy drink. Thy will be drunk,...
Possible IBM acronyms
|IBM: It’s Being MendedIBM: Inmense Ball of MuckIBM: I Believe in MemorexIBM: It’s Better...
Polak In the Desert
A Polak, a black guy, and a white guy were driving through the desert...
Return the Dog
Two blondes suddenly got into bird hunting and were eager to try it out...
Bach in a Minuet
|A note left for a pianist from his wifeGone Chopin, (have Liszt), Bach in...