Catching a criminal
|”Two policemen are considering the problem of catching the bandit. One of them starts...
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar…
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub....
Three Dickless Guys
There were once three guys with no dicks. They all went to the doctor’s.The...
Top 10 Valentine Card Rejects
10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunkBut the thing I like best,...
A couple, age 67, went to the doctors office…
A couple, age 67, went to the doctor’s office. The doctor asked, “What canI...
Log negative one zero
|Theorem: log(-1) = 0Proof:a. log = 2 * log(-1)On the other hand:b. log =...
How old are you?
|A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on...
Chinese learned this
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
Speech to the deaf.
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give speaches to the...
Qualifying for Heaven
Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the...