Laziness
A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day...
If Timex ran Christmas…
|The holiday would be cheap, small, quartz-crystal driven, and would let you take a...
Ruler to Bed
Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long...
Thanks For the Balls
A New York lawyer sent gifts to many of his clients.The gifts were sleeves...
How do men exercise at the beach?
How do men exercise at the beach? By sucking in their stomachs every time...
Bass jokes
|Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?A: He turned a...
The 5 toughest questions!
The 5 toughest questions that women ask men, and the answers…The questions are:1.What are...
Tilt Steering
Q: Why do blondes like tilt steering?A: More head room.
Natalie
The Madam opens the brothel door to see an elderly man standing in the...
The Aligator Blonde!
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a...