Paralyzed
A big fat housewife is on her hands and knees, scrubbing the kitchen floor,...
Biology Class
Biology Class In a biology class, the professor was discussing the high glucose levels...
Got a second?
God, I was wondering…how long is a million years to you?”God answered, “Son, a...
A strange kind of robbery
Jim had been out on the town with a dazzling blonde, and he was...
Believing in Santa
Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause....
Think You’re A Man?
Man is the king of his castle A king is a ruler A ruler...
What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?
What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?The wrong answer.
What’s brown and sticky?
What’s brown and sticky?A stick.
Get a hot mama!
A 87 year-old man went to the doctor to get a physical.A few days...
Onion Balls
While doing a vasectomy, the doctor slipped and cut off one of the man’s...