Never There
Why don’t most women ever tell their husbands when they’re really enjoying sex?Because their...
Eating the piece of fruit
|Two Polish guys were taking their first train trip to Warsaw on the train....
How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?
How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?When she sits on your...
Befits of Obesity
Obesity has been getting a lot of bad press recently. Research conducted entirely by...
Free drinks for everyone
|One night, a drunk comes stumbling into a bar and says to the bartender:...
Ding! Ding!
A woman’s husband has died. After a few months, she decides she wants a...
A Letter From Barbie
************************* Chief Executive Officer Mattel, Inc. El Segundo, CADear Sir,Listen you little troll, I’ve...
A man forgot to buy turkey for Thanksgiving
|It’s the day before Thanksgiving, and the butcher is just locking up when a...
Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear?
Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear? To keep his ankles warm.
Jake is 85, and he gets married to a 16-year-old.
Jake is 85, and he gets married to a 16-year-old. He walks into the...