The Urinalysis
One day, John’s tennis elbow was acting up and he decided to stop in...
The Speech
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give speaches to the...
Revised Christmas days
|Effective immediately, the following economizing measures are being implemented in the “Twelve Days of...
Top 10 Reasons Why Hurricane Season is Like Christmas
Top Ten Reasons Hurricane Season is Like Christmas 10. Decorating the house (boarding up...
La Machine
La Machine….vegetables…vvrrrrr…La Machine….fruits…vvrrrrr…La Machine….little children…No mommy, No!…vvrrrrr…La Machine.
Honesty is the best policy
A very very rich gentleman dies,leaving his fortune to his only living friends, a...
Holmes investigation
|Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal...
Creation
Why did God give deers eyes? I have no eye-deer!
Ribbet!
What is a frogs favorite drink? Croak-a-cola!
50/50 relationship
|How do men define a 50/50 relationship?We cook/they eat we clean/they dirty we iron/they...