A man brings his wife a glass of water and two aspirins…
A man brings his wife a glass of water and two aspirins. Shelooks surprised...
Be nice to your kids
Be nice to your kids. They’ll choose your nursing home.
Insult Collection #14
I’ve hated your looks from the stare they gave me. Don’t you need a...
Wrong Diagnosis
A man was walking along a sidewalk in a very gentle manner, almost as...
A wonderful exercise
A neighbor of mine, Myron, in his mid-50′s, had a relatively minorheart attack, and...
Irish math
There’s these four Irishmen in a bar, all drinking Guinness. One of them is...
Signs and notices 21
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. At my University’s...
Flute jokes
|Q: What’s the definition of a minor second?A: Two flutes playing a unison.Flute players...
Big ethical dilemma
|Upon seeing an elderly lady for the drafting of her will, the attorney charged...
Michael Hoolihan was courting Frances Phelan
|Michael Hoolihan was courting Frances Phelan. The young couple sat in the parlor of...