How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?
How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?When she sits on your...
A little old lady buys a pair of parrots…
A little old lady buys a pair of parrots, but cannot identify their sexes....
If Apple made toasters…
If Apple made toasters…It would do everything the Microsoft toaster does, but 5 yearsearlier....
Arthritis
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to...
Oboe jokes
|Q: How do you get five oboes in tune?A: Shoot four of them.Q: What...
The Ford Slogan
Have you driven a Ford lately?Yeh, that’s why I drive a Chevy!
In the beginning, God created earth and rested…
In the beginning, God created earth and rested.Then God created man and rested.Then God...
Ways to Annoy People
1. Leave the copy machine set to 99 copies, reduce 200%, extra dark, 17-inch...
Preschoolers learn meat
A preschool teacher thought it would be interesting for her students to learn to...
The bronze statues
|A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco’s Chinatown. Picking through...