Outrageous Flirting Lines
You can’t be real. May I pinch you to see if I’m dreaming?Hey, didn’t...
Some possible computer bumper stickers
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Ducks love grapes
A duck walks into a convenience store. He asks the man at the counter,...
Why do gorillas have big noses?
Why do gorillas have big noses? Because they have big fingers.
Rita Rudner’s Facts About Men
A man in the house is worth two in the street. – Mae WestGive...
A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested…
A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested,then suddenly a whiskey came...
More of the world’s shortest books!
A new list of the “World’s Shortest Books”:STAYING HAPPILY MARRIED-by Elizabeth TaylorBEAUTY SECRETS-by Janet...
Paul got off the elevator on the 40th floor and…
Paul got off the elevator on the 40th floor and nervouslyknocked on his blind...
One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm…
One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small boy...
Who Is God?
A confused nine year old boy goes up to his mother and asks, “Is...