redneck
How do you circumsize a redneck?You kick his sister in the chin!
What do you get…
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato?A DICTATOR!!
The snake and the new glasses
A old snake goes to see his Doctor.”Doc, I need something for my eyes…can’t...
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?”Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!”
Love, Santa
Dear Friends, I have been watching you very closely to see if you have...
A New York Lawyer
A New York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter...
She is angry at you
|Worried because they hadn’t heard anything for days from the widow in the neighboring...
Dead Babies
What is easier to fill a dump truck up with.. dead babies or bowling...
Corporate Christmas
***************************************************** CHRISTMAS PARTY*****************************************************FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources DirectorTO: All EmployeesDATE: December 1RE: Christmas PartyI’m...
Pickles
Q: Why don’t blondes eat pickles?A: Because they can’t get their head in the...