Sleeping in Church
Wilma and her husband Barney go to church every Sunday, and during the service...
Pedestrians And Catholics
The traffic light wasn’t working on the corner of Broadway and 72nd Street, so...
A dog walks into a butcher shop…
A dog walks into a butcher shop with a purse strapped around hisneck. He...
To Fry a Peter
Q: What do you use to fry a peter?A: Peter Pan.
The night before Christmas for an attorney
|Whereas, on an occasion immediately preceding the Nativity festival,throughout a dwelling unit, quiet descended,...
Mothers taught us
|Things My Mother Taught MeMy Mother taught me LOGIC…”If you fall off that swing...
King of the Jungle
Three animals were having a hugeargument over who was the best.The first, a hawk,...
Bank Robbery
A blonde and a brunette decided to rob a bank. They quickly devised a...
What do a hurricane, a tornado, and a…
Q. What do a hurricane, a tornado, and a redneck divorce all have in...
A blond at a party was telling her friend…
A blond at a party was telling her friend thatshe was off men for...