Telegram received from ex-employee
Telegram received from ex-employee:”Fuck you. I quit. Strong message to follow.”
A peculiar birthday card
This blonde goes into the drugstore looking for a birthday card. Sheasks the clerk...
Did you hear about the hooker that had her appendix taken out?
Did you hear about the hooker that had herappendix taken out?Now she does business...
The Lizard of Oz!
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What you do best!
This suave-looking Redneck, (ok, just pretend there is one) walks into a bar and...
“E I E I O.”
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What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?
What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?One’s composing, the other is decomposing.
BAD Bunny Wabbit!
A woman walks into a veterinarian’s waiting room dragging a wet rabbit on a...
What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160?
Q. What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160?A. Platoon
Sue over the property
Did you know that heaven and hell are actually right next to each other?...