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One morning Bill Clinton wakes up. He looks out side,it had snowed during the...
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Energizer Bunny arrested!
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How Hell froze over.
Once, a gay man went to heaven. At the Great Gate, Saint Peter was...
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|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
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What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?
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