Affairs With Men
Q: Did you hear about the blonde lesbian?A: She kept having affairs with men!
What do you call an armless, legless leper in a swimming pool?
What do you call an armless, legless leper in a swimming pool?Bob
Years of Bad Sex
A man and his wife of more than 50 years were rocking back and...
He’d wanted to be buried at sea
|There is a story about the Irishman who drowned while he was digging a...
OH MY GOD!
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising...
Drawing God
A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children whilethey were drawing. She walked...
What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?
Q: What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?A: You can eat your Mom’s...
Museum Funny!
Q: What did King Tut say to the museum? A: I want my mummy!
Nine things dogs don’t understand
|1. It’s not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It’s wrong to...
Twelve Days of Fast Food
|On the first day of Christmas, My drive through gave to me: A Big...