Give chocolate pudding
|First soldier: “Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you?”Second soldier: “No way, Jose!”First soldier:...
The Bobbit Hillbillies
Sung to the tune of “The Beverly Hillbillies”Come and listen to my story ’bout...
Husband 1.0
|Last year a friend of mine upgraded from BoyFriend 1.0 to Husband 1.0 and...
The wife of an older man is distraught…
The wife of an older man is distraught because her husband’s um…little sailor can’t...
Yo mama so fat, when.. ran away
Yo mama’s so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four...
Little Johnny is in class. The teacher…
Little Johnny is in class. The teacher is going through the alphabet,having each child...
Proper Manners
The nervous young bride became irritated by her husband’s lusty advances on their wedding...
Condoms For Every Man
A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen...
What did Jesus do when he got to the Holiday Inn?
Q: What did Jesus do when he got to the Holiday Inn?A: He threw...
Giving up drugs!
Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared...