The Hundred Nuns
One day in the convent the nuns had their morning prayer session. At the...
Why are girls like pianos?
Why are girls like pianos?When they’re not upright, they’re grand…
Musical Instruments
Why does Clinton play the saxophone?’Cause he can no longer play with his ‘hore-monica!
These two sperm were swimming around…
These two sperm were swimmin’ around, doin’ their thing and one sperm asks the...
Santa and the Blonde!
One Christmas Eve, Santa Claus comes down the chimney and is startled by a...
There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the market…
There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the market. One...
Show Me The Money!
A fool and his money are asked to go everywhere! A fool and his...
If IBM made toasters…
If IBM made toasters…They would want one big toaster where people bring bread to...
So one sperm says to the other…
So one sperm says to the other “When do we get to the ovaries?”The...
Two Tourists
Two TouristsTwo tourists were driving through Wisconsin. As they were approaching Oconomowoc, they started...