A married man thought he would give his wife a birthday surprise…
A married man thought he would give his wife a birthdaysurprise by buying her...
Bit by Bit
Prisoner: Look here, doc! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of...
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?They both fuck up trees!
Any last requests?
|A cowboy and a biker are on death row, and are to be executed...
Dear Agony Aunt
Dear Editor, I have two brothers, one works at Microsoft, the other was sentenced...
Jon starts working in a lumber camp…
Jon starts working in a lumber camp. The boss says, “We work twelve hours...
WHAT DO YOU CALL A BLONDE STANDING ON HER HEAD?
WHAT DO YOU CALL A BLONDE STANDING ON HER HEAD?A BRUNETTE WITH BAD BREATH!Sent...
Sneezing orgasms
A man goes to a doctor and says:”Doctor, it’s embarassing, but every time I...
Girl Talk
Girl Lingo:The Franklin Factor: Early to bed and early to rise means it’s time...
How have times changed?
|In olden times, it is reported that sacrifices were made at the altar.Since then,...