Generous woman
“I was in a very generous mood today,” a woman says to her friend.”I...
A blonde was plugging dollar after dollar into…
A blonde was plugging dollar after dollar into thecoke machine at a large Vegas...
How can a man tell when his sperm count is elevated?
How can a man tell when his sperm count is elevated?His girlfriend has to...
The 5th floor!
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with...
A circumcision
Little Joey and Little Danny, both aged 5, are walking home fromschool. Danny says...
How do you sink a Polish submarine?
How do you sink a Polish submarine? You knock on the door.
Boomerang
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?A stick.
Why is 6 scared of 7 ?
Why is 6 scared of 7?Because 7 ate nine! (7, 8, 9)
Christmas Jokes – Question and Answer
|Q: What do elves learn in school?A: The Elf-abet!Q: What’s the most popular wine...
Turtle Crossing
Q: Why did the Turtle cross the road? A: To get to the shell...