What am I?
You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up....
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
Finding A Penis
There was a little old man who really took care of his body. He...
Keeps Her Youth
How does an older woman keep her youth?By giving him money!
This old lady walks out of the grocery store and goes to the bus stop…
This old lady walks out of the grocery store and goes to the bus...
Scottish Builder
A Scottish old timer in Scotland, in a bar, talking to a young man.Old...
What is blonde, has six legs, and roams…
Q: What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’sdreams every night??A: Hansons.
Quips & quotes
|Q: How many letters are there in the alphabet?A: Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.
Job Interview No-No’s!
If ya really want that new job, you may want to avoid saying these:”You...
Is it worth it?
Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down next to the grieving widow....