Ring, ring!
*ring* *ring*”Hello?” Hearing only heavy breathing on the line, the woman repeated, “Hello?”"I’ll bet...
Upset golfers
Two men were out playing golf on a nice Saturday afternoon. They were getting...
What is the most popular pick up line in a gay bar?
Question: What is the most popular pick up line in a gay bar? Answer:...
Camping Trip
Sally, a blonde, goes on her first camping trip. Her husband, who was a...
Huey, Dewy, and Puddles.
A young girl is wandering through a park in the pouring rain, when she...
Why cannot Frankenstein have children?
Why can’t Frankenstein have children? Because his nuts are on his neck.
The Cowboy excuses
|Top Dallas Cowboy Excuses (for losing 1995 NFC Championship) From David Letterman – Tuesday,...
My Darling Son Letter!
Dearest Darling Son and That Person You Married,Merry Christmas to you, and please don’t...
Pythagoras joke.
Ther was this Indian chief, and he had three wives. They slept in the...
Trick or Treat
I never actually grapsed the whole “Trick or treat” ultimatum.Giving candy to grateful, adorable...