Mixed football jokes
A burglary was recently committed at West Ham’s ground and the entire contents of...
Operating systems as beers
|DOS Beer — Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you...
Grandpa is fine.
A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandfather in the hospital.”How are you grandpa?”...
Pencils
How can you tell a blonde is under stress?She’s got her tampax behind one...
Life Science Final Exam
The not necessarily well-prepared student sat in his life scienceclassroom staring at a question...
What’s the difference between Love, True Love and showing off?
What’s the difference between Love, True Love and showing off? Spit, swallow and gargle.
Doggie Fashion
It has been studied and determined that the most often usedSexual position for married...
50 Ways to Appreciate Life
1. Watch the sunset– on a sled.2. Smile more, –it might get you a...
50/50 relationship
|How do men define a 50/50 relationship?We cook/they eat we clean/they dirty we iron/they...
Two male flies are buzzing around…
Two male flies are buzzing around, cruising for goodlooking females. One spots a real...